HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! /01.29.05/

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Hoodoo

2005-01-29 20:47:34 UTC

HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! /01.29.05/

Stuck 12 inches into the mouths of Harry KKKrause, aka,

Harry F Krause - (410) 672-5796 - 2319 Silver Way, Gambrills, MD
21054

and the not-so-charming fellow known by all of the following?:

***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.comNOSPAM
***@moffitthvac.com
***@aol.com
***@yahoo.com
***@aol.com
WarpTwelveaol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@hush.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com

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From ***@aol.com Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:04:01 EST
From: <***@aol.com>
To: <***@spamcop.net>
Return-Path: <***@aol.com>
Delivered-To: spamcop-net-***@spamcop.net
Message-ID: <***@aol.com>
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:04:01 EST
Subject: Food for thought

If I post a $500 reward for information leading to your identity,
do you think that anyone will give you up? How about some of the
folks that you have traded CD's with?

Just a thought. And if you want to publicize this otherwise
private email go right ahead. Maybe that will help to get the
ball rolling.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: Reward for Hoodoo's identification
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:52:07 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

I am offering a $500 reward for the identification of Hoodoo. Don't
want to do anything illegal or immoral here, but it's simply
important
that I get a handle on who he is so that I can get some legal action
going.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Re: Poor Juan Gilmer - Usenet Imbecile
Date: 1 Jan 2005 18:53:17 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

Tell you guys what. $300 for the first person who can give me a real
world name and address for Hoodoo.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Subject: Re: Fighting truth decay every day - now some facts

about,"***@aol.com", aka, 'guanito'
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:29:56 -0800
Message-ID: <***@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>

Yes, folks, there is now a reward for the identification of Hoodoo.
Anyone who wants to take a shot at it please let me know.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Happy New Year from John Gilmer
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:27:14 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

And, yes, there is now a reward for anyone who can provide
information and identify the Hoodoo troll ;)

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.mexico
Subject: Re: Fighting truth decay every day - now some facts about

"***@aol.com", aka, 'guanito'
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:32:14 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

And yes folks, as he said there is now a bounty for the
udentification of the troll known as Hoodoo. If you have any ideas
let me know.

- - -

From: "BuccaneerJuan" <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Sent: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 6:37 AM
Subject: Re: Is Karen Anderson still trolling this newsgroup?

Try this link as to who I am:
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/AdventureGuide.htm

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Whois: buccaneerpublishing.com

buccaneerpublishing.com = [ 66.218.79.165 ]
Domain Name.......... buccaneerpublishing.com
Creation Date........ 2004-06-08
Registration Date.... 2004-06-08
Expiry Date.......... 2005-06-08
Organisation Name.... Administrator
Organisation Address. 12526 Agatite Rd.
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. Jacksonville
Organisation Address. 32258
Organisation Address. FL
Organisation Address. UNITED STATES
Admin Name........... Administrator Buccaneer Press Inc.
Admin Address........ 12526 Agatite Rd.
Admin Address........
Admin Address........ Jacksonville
Admin Address........ 32258
Admin Address........ FL
Admin Address........ UNITED STATES
Admin Email.......... ***@aol.com
Admin Phone.......... 1.9048748633

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From:
http://anon1.coj.net/realestate/FinalData.asp?RealNo=158365-0000

Duval County Tax Collector

2004 Real Estate Tax Summary

Property Information
Real Estate No. 158365-0000-7

Name DEBORAH LYNCH
Address 12526 AGATITE RD

Mailing Address for the Property
12526 AGATITE RD
JACKSONVILLE FL 32258 - 5306

Legal Description of Property
28-41 23-4S-27E GS
JULINGTON COUNTRY CLUB ESTATES R/P
LOT 6 BLK 5

Tax Information

Assessed Value 142260 Govt. Tax Value 117260 Exempt Code H
RE Tax Lien Amt. Non Ad Val By Int. Amt. By Pen Amt. Gross Tax
2,199.01 .00 .00 .00 .00 2,199.01

CURRENT YEAR TAX TOTAL AMOUNT DUE IF PAID IN
November December January February March April
2,111.05 2,133.04 2,155.03 2,177.02 2,199.01 2,268.73

Payment Information
Paid Code UNPAID Paid Date Exception Code 000

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Since he brags about his numerous GPS units so often, here
are the coordinates to the house address so he can find it better:

Decimal Degrees Deg:Min:Sec
Lat: 30.142338 30:08:32.417N
Lon: -081.561846 81:33:42.646W

And,a web-address for a map to pinpoint it:
http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&address=12526+Agatite+
Rd+&city=Jacksonville&state=FL

Shorter alternative for that long link:
http://snipurl.com/bpe9

- - -

From the archives at Google
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.obituaries/
[The comments at the bottom of the judgment are by the person who
initially posted the message containing the following information
about this DEADBEAT.]

DEBTOR: GILMER, JOHN
CREDITOR: NORWEST FINANCIAL AMERICA INC
AMOUNT: $ 1,233
NUMBER: B8972P2221
TYPE: OPEN JUDGMENT
ENTERED: 6/11/1998
STATUS: OPEN

So much for all that independently wealthy bullshit. Ya' can't
even pick up a $1200 tab.

$1200 ... Since 1998. A judgment for $1200. Ya' ain't nuttin' but
a slug. A deadbeat.

- - -

And then there's the following message he posted. He denies that
he did post it because it didn't originate at AOL which allows
him to hide behind numerous identities but, you know very well
how he lies. With all of the character assassination and other
malicious mayhem he commits, you don't think he could hold
himself back from branching out to other domains and areas of
specific, and sexual, interests, do you?

From: PirateJohn <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.gay
Subject: Gay Bikers
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 2003 19:01:42 -0500

Any Gay Bikers out there?

- - -

http://www.bmwsearch.net/main/digest/V2003/N13/digest-20031399.html

Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2003 13:06:14 -0400
From: JGilmer <***@moffitthvac.com>
Subject: BMW: Shoei Syncrotec replacement?

Shoei dealers seem to be clearing out their inventories of this
helmet. Does anyone know if it's getting ready to be replaced and, if
so, do you have any details on the successor and the time frame
on when it
might appear?

- --PirateJohn--
a/k/a
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
John W. Gilmer
Data Manager
Moffitt Corporation
Jacksonville Beach, FL

- - -

Using those details I searched and found the following website:

http://www.moffitthvac.com/
Moffitt Corporation
1351 13th Avenue South, Suite 130
Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250
Phone: 904/241-9944
Fax: 904/246-8333

- - -

And, several of the women he's lied about during the nearly two year
period in which he was apparently 'sweetheart scamming' an older
woman of financial security but infirm health. A woman who, by
his own
admission, was not good looking but whom he knew inherited money and
enjoyed traveling about the USA with her travel trailer, and,
flights overseas as well. After traveling across the country to meet
him at his urging, he obviously screwed up the date and time of their
meeting because she caught him red-handed, so to speak, with some
bimbo.

http://www.bmwsearch.net/main/digest/V2001/N20/digest-20012002.html
Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2001 21:46:57 -0600
From:
Subject: BMW: Ride To Savannah VII Starts Tomorrow
Scheduled to attend:

Joey Gilmer Jacksonville, FL
Pirate John Jacksonville, FL

- - -

http://members.aol.com/theshoprag2/aug04/page2.htm
BMWNEF was represented at the Asheville Rally by the following
members:

JOHN GILMER AND DEBORAH

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.obituaries,alt.politics.immigration,alt.mexi
co
Subject: Re: Trolls and their obsessions with Mr. Perfect ;)
Date: 27 Jan 2005 08:56:44 -0800
Message-ID: <***@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.129.77.189

Anywho, it's getting down to the point where the girlfriend told
me not to worry about her privacy (which had been a concern of mine)
and to give the jackasses both barrels,

- - -

From: Xxxx Xxxxxx <***@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Newsgroups:
alt.obituaries,alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.politics.immigration
Subject: Re: Deborah Lynch was Re: Trolls and their obsessions
with Mr. Perfect ;)
Date: 27 Jan 2005 18:45:01 -0800

Juan

says...

Anywho, it's getting down to the point where the girlfriend

told me

not to worry about her privacy

Great! Now you can tell me who she scammed to get put on

probation.

I'll be waiting.

How do you know she is on probation? Site please, Xxxx, if that is
your real name.

Deborah is a real estate broker and works here:

http://www.smartpages.com/home/hometownpropertymanagement7

She had her license pulled for quite some time and was put on
probation for embezzling a real estate escrow account. Her license
has recently been reinstated.

You can go to www.myfloridalicense.com and do a search for
Deborah Lynch, Jacksonville Florida. There you will see that her
license was involuntary suspended back in 2003. That should give
you a start. From there you can dig up even more dirt on the hag.

She has a lot skeletons in her closet. Stay tuned. More to come.

- - -

https://www.myfloridalicense.com/licensing/

License Type Name Name Type License
Number/
Rank Status/
Expires City
Real Estate Broker or Sales LYNCH, DEBORAH
Primary BK3010796
Broker Invol Inactive, Active
03/31/2003 JACKSONVILLE
Real Estate Broker or Sales LYNCH, DEBORAH
Primary BK560825
Broker Sales Current, Active
03/31/2005 JACKSONVILLE

- - -

https://www.myfloridalicense.com/LicenseDetail.asp

Licensee Information
Name: LYNCH, DEBORAH (Primary Name)
(DBA Name)
Main Address: 12526 AGATITE ROAD
JACKSONVILLE Florida 32258
County: DUVAL

License Mailing:

LicenseLocation: 3780 KORI RD #13
JACKSONVILLE FL 32257
County: DUVAL

License Information
License Type: Real Estate Broker or Sales
Rank: Broker Sales
License Number: BK560825
Status: Current,Active
Licensure Date: 05/24/1993
Expires: 03/31/2005

- - -

http://www.smartpages.com/home/

Hometown Realty (904) 288-9293
3780 Kori Rd
Jacksonville, FL 32257

- - -

From: XxxXxxx <***@xxx.xxx>
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.obituaries,alt.politics.immigration,alt.mexi
co
Subject: Re: IMPORTANT! Juan The Wuss
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 19:59:12 GMT

I do believe that Mary Gilmer in Danville, Kentucky needs to be
contacted. Her son needs HELP before he hurts someone...or himself.
He clearly is a physical threat to ME.

--
Being highly educated does not infer possession of intelligence
or knowledge when the information learned is squandered and
underutilized.

»òó«»òó«»òó«»òó«
¤©®¤Hoodoo¤©®¤
«òó»«òó»«òó»«òó»

Hoodoo

2005-01-29 20:48:44 UTC

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HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! /01.29.05/

Juan

says...

Post by Hoodoo
Anywho, it's getting down to the point where the girlfriend

told me

Post by Hoodoo
not to worry about her privacy

Great! Now you can tell me who she scammed to get put on

probation.

I'll be waiting.

How do you know she is on probation? Site please, Xxxx, if that is
your real name.

Juan

2005-01-30 03:45:25 UTC

Permalink

The FAQ on the Hoodoo troll, a/k/a "Short Willie" Fat Bill Cmelak of
Antigo, Wisconsin:

~~~

**TROLLWATCH ADVISORY**

William A. "Bill" Cmelak is the infamous troll who posts as
***@Spamcop.net. Cmelak, or "Little Willie" as his ex-wife Lori
used to call him when discussing his sexual abilities, is an
unattractive, overweight 54-year old man (think in terms of Haystacks
Calhoun with bad teeth) living in the small town of Antigo, Wisconsin.
Harboring a desire to flee to warmer climates, poor finances have
constrained Cmelak to a life in various rural parts of Wisconsin. A
wannabe outdoorsman and "frugal living" enthusiast, Cmelak's
cheap lifestyle has been encouraged by a series of debts and resulting
lawsuits that he incurred in recent years (go to
http://wcca.wicourts.gov/ and search for "William Cmelak" for a
portion of his legal problems). Were it not for a piece of property
that Cmelak inherited from an elderly relative in Antigo he would
undoubtedly be homeless today.

Variously listing his occupation as "foole" and as "self-made
nobody" Cmelak suffers from extremely low self esteem. His current
occupation is unknown but is believed to be clerk at a convenience
store. Cmelak has a strong jealously of those that he feels are more
successful than himself and his standard trolls include distortion of
the facts (he will make up financial records of his victims while not
mentioning that he is a debtor, for instance). GENERALLY SPEAKING, IF
CMELAK WRITES IT, ASSUME THAT IT IS A LIE.

Cmelak has been known to work in conjunction with other trolls,
including anti-Mexican racists, anti-Jewish bigots, and anti-gay hate
groups, an unsavory group that he feels that he can draw support from.

Cmelak is a voracious reader, particularly of fiction, as would be
typical of a loner living a frugal lifestyle in a cold climate. Cmelak
is described by neighbors as being a loner, "weird," and generally
antisocial. There is no evidence that he dates or has shown any
interest in women since his wife left him circa 1995. Small children
and barnyard animals may be at risk if left alone with Cmelak.

Cmelak is a model airplane enthusiast and actively involved in the
geocaching community, where he can often be found hiding "treasure
troves" for GPS equipped enthusiasts. Think in terms of hide and
seek for near-adults.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

Hoodoo

2005-01-31 19:04:12 UTC

Permalink

Post by Juan
**TROLLWATCH ADVISORY**

In response to the slanderous lies and ill-formed vindictive
conjecture of the message post for which I am posting this follow-up:

The information below is VERIFIED FACTUAL DATA regarding the
malicious malcontent who initiated, and perpetuates, all this
despicable behavior:

A veritable laundry list of only the known and verified aliases of
this scumbag; it is unknown how many more he hides behind to spread
his threatening racist hate-mongering content -

***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.comNOSPAM
***@moffitthvac.com
***@hushmail.com
***@aol.com
***@yahoo.com
***@aol.com
WarpTwelveaol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@hush.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com

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From ***@aol.com Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:04:01 EST
From: <***@aol.com>
To: <***@spamcop.net>
Return-Path: <***@aol.com>
Delivered-To: spamcop-net-***@spamcop.net
Message-ID: <***@aol.com>
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:04:01 EST
Subject: Food for thought

If I post a $500 reward for information leading to your identity,
do you think that anyone will give you up? How about some of the
folks that you have traded CD's with?

Just a thought. And if you want to publicize this otherwise
private email go right ahead. Maybe that will help to get the
ball rolling.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: Reward for Hoodoo's identification
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:52:07 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

I am offering a $500 reward for the identification of Hoodoo. Don't
want to do anything illegal or immoral here, but it's simply important
that I get a handle on who he is so that I can get some legal action
going.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Re: Poor Juan Gilmer - Usenet Imbecile
Date: 1 Jan 2005 18:53:17 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

Tell you guys what. $300 for the first person who can give me a real
world name and address for Hoodoo.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Subject: Re: Fighting truth decay every day - now some facts

about,"***@aol.com", aka, 'guanito'
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:29:56 -0800
Message-ID: <***@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>

Yes, folks, there is now a reward for the identification of Hoodoo.
Anyone who wants to take a shot at it please let me know.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Happy New Year from John Gilmer
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:27:14 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

And, yes, there is now a reward for anyone who can provide
information and identify the Hoodoo troll ;)

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Subject: Re: Fighting truth decay every day - now some facts
"***@aol.com", aka, 'guanito'
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:32:14 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

And yes folks, as he said there is now a bounty for the
udentification of the troll known as Hoodoo. If you have any ideas
let me know.

- - -

From: "BuccaneerJuan" <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Sent: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 6:37 AM
Subject: Re: Is Karen Anderson still trolling this newsgroup?

Try this link as to who I am:
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/AdventureGuide.htm

- - -

Whois: buccaneerpublishing.com

buccaneerpublishing.com = [ 66.218.79.165 ]
Domain Name.......... buccaneerpublishing.com
Creation Date........ 2004-06-08
Registration Date.... 2004-06-08
Expiry Date.......... 2005-06-08
Organisation Name.... Administrator
Organisation Address. 12526 Agatite Rd.
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. Jacksonville
Organisation Address. 32258
Organisation Address. FL
Organisation Address. UNITED STATES
Admin Name........... Administrator Buccaneer Press Inc.
Admin Address........ 12526 Agatite Rd.
Admin Address........
Admin Address........ Jacksonville
Admin Address........ 32258
Admin Address........ FL
Admin Address........ UNITED STATES
Admin Email.......... ***@aol.com
Admin Phone.......... 1.9048748633

- - -

From:
http://anon1.coj.net/realestate/FinalData.asp?RealNo=158365-0000

Duval County Tax Collector

2004 Real Estate Tax Summary

Property Information
Real Estate No. 158365-0000-7

Name DEBORAH LYNCH
Address 12526 AGATITE RD

Mailing Address for the Property
12526 AGATITE RD
JACKSONVILLE FL 32258 - 5306

Legal Description of Property
28-41 23-4S-27E GS
JULINGTON COUNTRY CLUB ESTATES R/P
LOT 6 BLK 5

Tax Information

Assessed Value 142260 Govt. Tax Value 117260 Exempt Code H
RE Tax Lien Amt. Non Ad Val By Int. Amt. By Pen Amt. Gross Tax
2,199.01 .00 .00 .00 .00 2,199.01

CURRENT YEAR TAX TOTAL AMOUNT DUE IF PAID IN
November December January February March April
2,111.05 2,133.04 2,155.03 2,177.02 2,199.01 2,268.73

Payment Information
Paid Code UNPAID Paid Date Exception Code 000

- - -

Since he brags about his numerous GPS units so often, here
are the coordinates to the house address so he can find it better:

Decimal Degrees Deg:Min:Sec
Lat: 30.142338 30:08:32.417N
Lon: -081.561846 81:33:42.646W

And,a web-address for a map to pinpoint it:
http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&address=12526+Agatite+Rd+&cit
y=Jacksonville&state=FL

Shorter alternative for that long link:
http://snipurl.com/bpe9

- - -

From the archives at Google

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.obituaries/

[The comments at the bottom of the judgment are by the person who
initially posted the message containing the following information
about this DEADBEAT.]

DEBTOR: GILMER, JOHN
CREDITOR: NORWEST FINANCIAL AMERICA INC
AMOUNT: $ 1,233
NUMBER: B8972P2221
TYPE: OPEN JUDGMENT
ENTERED: 6/11/1998
STATUS: OPEN

So much for all that independently wealthy bullshit. Ya' can't
even pick up a $1200 tab.

$1200 ... Since 1998. A judgment for $1200. Ya' ain't nuttin' but
a slug. A deadbeat.

- - -

And then there's the following message he posted. He denies that
he did post it because it didn't originate at AOL which allows
him to hide behind numerous identities but, you know very well
how he lies. With all of the character assassination and other
malicious mayhem he commits, you don't think he could hold
himself back from branching out to other domains and areas of
specific, and sexual, interests, do you?

From: PirateJohn <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.gay
Subject: Gay Bikers
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 2003 19:01:42 -0500

Any Gay Bikers out there?

- - -

http://www.bmwsearch.net/main/digest/V2003/N13/digest-20031399.html

Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2003 13:06:14 -0400
From: JGilmer <***@moffitthvac.com>
Subject: BMW: Shoei Syncrotec replacement?

- --PirateJohn--
a/k/a
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
John W. Gilmer
Data Manager
Moffitt Corporation
Jacksonville Beach, FL

- - -

Using those details I searched and found the following website:

http://www.moffitthvac.com/
Moffitt Corporation
1351 13th Avenue South, Suite 130
Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250
Phone: 904/241-9944
Fax: 904/246-8333

- - -

And, several of the women he's lied about during the nearly two year
period in which he was apparently 'sweetheart scamming' an older
woman of financial security but infirm health. A woman who, by his own
admission, was not good looking but whom he knew inherited money and
enjoyed traveling about the USA with her travel trailer, and,
flights overseas as well. After traveling across the country to meet
him at his urging, he obviously screwed up the date and time of their
meeting because she caught him red-handed, so to speak, with some
bimbo.

http://www.bmwsearch.net/main/digest/V2001/N20/digest-20012002.html
Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2001 21:46:57 -0600
From:
Subject: BMW: Ride To Savannah VII Starts Tomorrow
Scheduled to attend:

Joey Gilmer Jacksonville, FL
Pirate John Jacksonville, FL

- - -

http://members.aol.com/theshoprag2/aug04/page2.htm
BMWNEF was represented at the Asheville Rally by the following
members:

JOHN GILMER AND DEBORAH

- - -

From: ***@aol.com (BuccaneerJuan)
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Date: 02 Jan 2005 03:07:38 GMT
Subject: Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade ;)
Message-ID: <***@mb-m28.aol.com>

Karen/Hoodoo, I have to thank you. I was just checking some
search engine statistics and was fearing that the problems that you
were causing might negatively affect people's abilities to find my
writing projects.

Naw. You have driven folks to my new website and and they are
checking out my book project, what I have written, downloading
my Keys Guide, etc.

Thanks!

They say that bad publicity is better than no publicity at all,
but with you so ineptly trolling me and posting laughably fraudulant
nonsense about me even folks that I have argued with on other
newsgroups are sympathetic.

Guess that I couldn't have done it without you ;)

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.obituaries,alt.politics.immigration,alt.mexico
Subject: Re: Trolls and their obsessions with Mr. Perfect ;)
Date: 27 Jan 2005 08:56:44 -0800
Message-ID: <***@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.129.77.189

Anywho, it's getting down to the point where the girlfriend told
me not to worry about her privacy (which had been a concern of mine)
and to give the jackasses both barrels,

- - -

From: Xxxx Xxxxxx <***@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Newsgroups:
alt.obituaries,alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.politics.immigration
Subject: Re: Deborah Lynch was Re: Trolls and their obsessions
with Mr. Perfect ;)
Date: 27 Jan 2005 18:45:01 -0800

Post by Juan

Juan says...

Anywho, it's getting down to the point where the girlfriend told me
not to worry about her privacy

Great! Now you can tell me who she scammed to get put on probation.
I'll be waiting.

How do you know she is on probation? Site please, Xxxx, if that is
your real name.

Deborah is a real estate broker and works here:

http://www.smartpages.com/home/hometownpropertymanagement7

She had her license pulled for quite some time and was put on
probation for embezzling a real estate escrow account. Her license
has recently been reinstated.

You can go to www.myfloridalicense.com and do a search for
Deborah Lynch, Jacksonville Florida. There you will see that her
license was involuntary suspended back in 2003. That should give you
a start. From there you can dig up even more dirt on the hag.
She has a lot skeletons in her closet. Stay tuned. More to come.

- - -

https://www.myfloridalicense.com/licensing/

License Type Name Name Type License Number/
Rank Status/
Expires City
Real Estate Broker or Sales LYNCH, DEBORAH Primary
BK3010796
Broker Invol Inactive, Active
03/31/2003 JACKSONVILLE
Real Estate Broker or Sales LYNCH, DEBORAH Primary
BK560825
Broker Sales Current, Active
03/31/2005 JACKSONVILLE

- - -

https://www.myfloridalicense.com/LicenseDetail.asp

Licensee Information
Name: LYNCH, DEBORAH (Primary Name)
(DBA Name)
Main Address: 12526 AGATITE ROAD
JACKSONVILLE Florida 32258
County: DUVAL

License Mailing:

LicenseLocation: 3780 KORI RD #13
JACKSONVILLE FL 32257
County: DUVAL

License Information
License Type: Real Estate Broker or Sales
Rank: Broker Sales
License Number: BK560825
Status: Current,Active
Licensure Date: 05/24/1993
Expires: 03/31/2005

- - -

http://www.smartpages.com/home/

Hometown Realty (904) 288-9293
3780 Kori Rd
Jacksonville, FL 32257

- - -

From: XxxXxxx <***@xxx.xxx>
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.obituaries,alt.politics.immigration,alt.mexico
Subject: Re: IMPORTANT! Juan The Wuss
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 19:59:12 GMT

I do believe that Mary Gilmer in Danville, Kentucky needs to be
contacted. Her son needs HELP before he hurts someone...or himself.
He clearly is a physical threat to ME.

--
Oh, smell your harmonica. Go on, smell it son." - Johnny 'Guitar' Watson

Juan

2005-02-01 03:11:26 UTC

Permalink

<< In response to the slanderous lies and ill-formed vindictive
conjecture of the message post for which I am posting this follow-up:
Blah, blah, blah ... ;)

Fat Billy, a/k/a "Little Wille" Cmelak is the troll as documented as
following. On the other hand Yours Truly has no use for a 9" long
penis since he has that much and a few inches to spare <groan ;>

~~~

**TROLLWATCH ADVISORY**

William A. "Bill" Cmelak is the infamous troll who posts as
***@Spamcop.net. Cmelak, or "Little Willie" as his ex-wife Lori
used to call him when discussing his sexual abilities, is an
unattractive, overweight 54-year old man (think in terms of Haystacks

Calhoun with bad teeth) living in the small town of Antigo,
Wisconsin.
Harboring a desire to flee to warmer climates, poor finances have
constrained Cmelak to a life in various rural parts of Wisconsin. A
wannabe outdoorsman and "frugal living" enthusiast, Cmelak's
cheap lifestyle has been encouraged by a series of debts and
resulting
lawsuits that he incurred in recent years (go to
http://wcca.wicourts.gov/ and search for "William Cmelak" for a
portion of his legal problems). Were it not for a piece of property
that Cmelak inherited from an elderly relative in Antigo he would
undoubtedly be homeless today.

Variously listing his occupation as "foole" and as "self-made
nobody" Cmelak suffers from extremely low self esteem. His current
occupation is unknown but is believed to be clerk at a convenience
store. Cmelak has a strong jealously of those that he feels are more

successful than himself and his standard trolls include distortion of

the facts (he will make up financial records of his victims while not

mentioning that he is a debtor, for instance). GENERALLY SPEAKING,
IF
CMELAK WRITES IT, ASSUME THAT IT IS A LIE.

Cmelak has been known to work in conjunction with other trolls,
including anti-Mexican racists, anti-Jewish bigots, and anti-gay hate

groups, an unsavory group that he feels that he can draw support
from.

Cmelak is a voracious reader, particularly of fiction, as would be
typical of a loner living a frugal lifestyle in a cold climate.
Cmelak
is described by neighbors as being a loner, "weird," and generally
antisocial. There is no evidence that he dates or has shown any
interest in women since his wife left him circa 1995. Small children
and barnyard animals may be at risk if left alone with Cmelak.

Cmelak is a model airplane enthusiast and actively involved in the
geocaching community, where he can often be found hiding "treasure
troves" for GPS equipped enthusiasts. Think in terms of hide and
seek for near-adults.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

A S Gaudens

2005-02-01 15:17:44 UTC

Permalink

In article

Post by Juan
<< In response to the slanderous lies and ill-formed vindictive
Blah, blah, blah ... ;)
On the other hand Yours Truly has no use for a 9" long
penis since he has that much and a few inches to spare <groan ;>

It must take you a hell of a long time to piss. Do you use this
fine specimen for anything else?
Can't wear shorts, hey?

MA on the OJSIMPSON victory train.............!

Red Drag Diva

2005-02-01 16:31:06 UTC

Permalink

On 1 Feb 2005 15:17:44 -0000,
A S Gaudens <***@hotmail.junearru.edu> wrote:
: In article
:<***@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
: "Juan" <***@aol.com> wrote:

:> << In response to the slanderous lies and ill-formed vindictive
:> conjecture of the message post for which I am posting this f=ADollow-up:
:> >>

:> On the other hand Yours Truly has no use for a 9" long
:> penis since he has that much and a few inches to spare <groan ;>

: It must take you a hell of a long time to piss. Do you use this
: fine specimen for anything else?
: Can't wear shorts, hey?

Not many people know this, but Juan only has one leg.

--
http://velvet.net/~fun http://reddragdiva.livejournal.com http://rocknerd.org
"At what age do you think Baby's First Electrodes are a suitable gift?"
(Hester Duffy)

Hoodoo

2005-02-02 07:18:01 UTC

Permalink

Post by Juan
<< In response to the slanderous lies and ill-formed vindictive
Blah, blah, blah ... ;)
Fat Billy, a/k/a "Little Wille" Cmelak is the troll as documented as
following. On the other hand Yours Truly has no use for a 9" long
penis since he has that much and a few inches to spare <groan ;>

The question wasn't how well endowed you are, which certainly cannot
be the case since you are such a sniveling little prick. By your own
admission immediately above, YOU'RE ABLE TO TAKE a 9" long
penis!!!

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by Juan
**TROLLWATCH ADVISORY**
William A. "Bill" Cmelak is the infamous troll who posts as
used to call him when discussing his sexual abilities, is an
unattractive, overweight 54-year old man (think in terms of Haystacks
Calhoun with bad teeth) living in the small town of Antigo,
Wisconsin.
Harboring a desire to flee to warmer climates, poor finances have
constrained Cmelak to a life in various rural parts of Wisconsin. A
wannabe outdoorsman and "frugal living" enthusiast, Cmelak's
cheap lifestyle has been encouraged by a series of debts and
resulting
lawsuits that he incurred in recent years (go to
http://wcca.wicourts.gov/ and search for "William Cmelak" for a
portion of his legal problems). Were it not for a piece of property
that Cmelak inherited from an elderly relative in Antigo he would
undoubtedly be homeless today.

Yeah, right! Like that blather actually reads like factual data! It
just goes to show your ineptitude, and, undoubtedly contains the same
poor grammatical composition and questionable fact-checking as your
allegedly plagiarized future publications you've been spamming
throughout the internet prior to availability.

Whereas, all of the factual data below is valid and verified. The only
non-factual data among it are the few introductory comments for
several sections of it.

There's a very big difference between unfounded drivel as you've
posted and the type of well-documented content below.

If you're going to gamble by repeatedly threatening a person, you'd do
a lot better if you knew your victim before you back them into a
corner. Your monetary threats of extortion pretty much set the playing
field and my best option was to retaliate the only way I know how,
honorably and truthfully. You reap what you sow, dipshit!

Wise up, sport, you're not making any headway with fairy tale
fabrications. Those publications of yours should be real works of art
worthy of quickly climbing up to the top of the New York Times best
seller book list.

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you thank me for this type of promotion?!

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- - -

The information below is VERIFIED FACTUAL DATA regarding the
malicious malcontent who initiated and perpetuates all this despicable
behavior.

A veritable laundry list of only the known and VERIFIED ALIASES of
this scumbag. It is unknown how many MORE he hides behind to spread
his threatening racist hate-mongering content -

***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.comNOSPAM
***@moffitthvac.com
***@hushmail.com
***@aol.com
***@yahoo.com
***@aol.com
WarpTwelveaol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@hush.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com
***@aol.com

- - -

From ***@aol.com Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:04:01 EST
From: <***@aol.com>
To: <***@spamcop.net>
Return-Path: <***@aol.com>
Delivered-To: spamcop-net-***@spamcop.net
Message-ID: <***@aol.com>
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 23:04:01 EST
Subject: Food for thought

If I post a $500 reward for information leading to your identity,
do you think that anyone will give you up? How about some of the
folks that you have traded CD's with?

Just a thought. And if you want to publicize this otherwise
private email go right ahead. Maybe that will help to get the
ball rolling.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.frank-zappa
Subject: Reward for Hoodoo's identification
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:52:07 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

I am offering a $500 reward for the identification of Hoodoo. Don't
want to do anything illegal or immoral here, but it's simply important
that I get a handle on who he is so that I can get some legal action
going.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Subject: Re: Poor Juan Gilmer - Usenet Imbecile
Date: 1 Jan 2005 18:53:17 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

Tell you guys what. $300 for the first person who can give me a real
world name and address for Hoodoo.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Subject: Re: Fighting truth decay every day - now some facts
about,"***@aol.com", aka, 'guanito'
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:29:56 -0800
Message-ID: <***@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>

Yes, folks, there is now a reward for the identification of Hoodoo.
Anyone who wants to take a shot at it please let me know.

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Happy New Year from John Gilmer
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:27:14 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

And, yes, there is now a reward for anyone who can provide
information and identify the Hoodoo troll ;)

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Subject: Re: Fighting truth decay every day - now some facts
"***@aol.com", aka, 'guanito'
Date: 2 Jan 2005 03:32:14 -0800
Message-ID: <***@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>

And yes folks, as he said there is now a bounty for the
udentification of the troll known as Hoodoo. If you have any ideas
let me know.

- - -

From: "BuccaneerJuan" <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oj-simpson
Sent: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 6:37 AM
Subject: Re: Is Karen Anderson still trolling this newsgroup?

Try this link as to who I am:
http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/AdventureGuide.htm

- - -

Whois: buccaneerpublishing.com

buccaneerpublishing.com = [ 66.218.79.165 ]
Domain Name.......... buccaneerpublishing.com
Creation Date........ 2004-06-08
Registration Date.... 2004-06-08
Expiry Date.......... 2005-06-08
Organisation Name.... Administrator
Organisation Address. 12526 Agatite Rd.
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. Jacksonville
Organisation Address. 32258
Organisation Address. FL
Organisation Address. UNITED STATES
Admin Name........... Administrator Buccaneer Press Inc.
Admin Address........ 12526 Agatite Rd.
Admin Address........
Admin Address........ Jacksonville
Admin Address........ 32258
Admin Address........ FL
Admin Address........ UNITED STATES
Admin Email.......... ***@aol.com
Admin Phone.......... 1.9048748633

- - -

From:
http://anon1.coj.net/realestate/FinalData.asp?RealNo=158365-0000

Duval County Tax Collector

2004 Real Estate Tax Summary

Property Information
Real Estate No. 158365-0000-7

Name DEBORAH LYNCH
Address 12526 AGATITE RD

Mailing Address for the Property
12526 AGATITE RD
JACKSONVILLE FL 32258 - 5306

Legal Description of Property
28-41 23-4S-27E GS
JULINGTON COUNTRY CLUB ESTATES R/P
LOT 6 BLK 5

Tax Information

Assessed Value 142260 Govt. Tax Value 117260 Exempt Code H
RE Tax Lien Amt. Non Ad Val By Int. Amt. By Pen Amt. Gross Tax
2,199.01 .00 .00 .00 .00 2,199.01

CURRENT YEAR TAX TOTAL AMOUNT DUE IF PAID IN
November December January February March April
2,111.05 2,133.04 2,155.03 2,177.02 2,199.01 2,268.73

Payment Information
Paid Code UNPAID Paid Date Exception Code 000

- - -

Since he brags about his numerous GPS units so often, here
are the coordinates to the house address so he can find it better:

Decimal Degrees Deg:Min:Sec
Lat: 30.142338 30:08:32.417N
Lon: -081.561846 81:33:42.646W

And,a web-address for a map to pinpoint it:
http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&address=12526+Agatite+Rd+&cit
y=Jacksonville&state=FL

Shorter alternative for that long link:
http://snipurl.com/bpe9

- - -

From the archives at Google

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.obituaries/

[The comments at the bottom of the judgment are by the person who
initially posted the message containing the following information
about this DEADBEAT.]

DEBTOR: GILMER, JOHN
CREDITOR: NORWEST FINANCIAL AMERICA INC
AMOUNT: $ 1,233
NUMBER: B8972P2221
TYPE: OPEN JUDGMENT
ENTERED: 6/11/1998
STATUS: OPEN

So much for all that independently wealthy bullshit. Ya' can't
even pick up a $1200 tab.

$1200 ... Since 1998. A judgment for $1200. Ya' ain't nuttin' but
a slug. A deadbeat.

- - -

And then there's the following message he posted. He denies that
he did post it because it didn't originate at AOL which allows
him to hide behind numerous identities but, you know very well
how he lies. With all of the character assassination and other
malicious mayhem he commits, you don't think he could hold
himself back from branching out to other domains and areas of
specific, and sexual, interests, do you?

From: PirateJohn <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.gay
Subject: Gay Bikers
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 2003 19:01:42 -0500

Any Gay Bikers out there?

- - -

http://www.bmwsearch.net/main/digest/V2003/N13/digest-20031399.html

Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2003 13:06:14 -0400
From: JGilmer <***@moffitthvac.com>
Subject: BMW: Shoei Syncrotec replacement?

- --PirateJohn--
a/k/a
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
John W. Gilmer
Data Manager
Moffitt Corporation
Jacksonville Beach, FL

- - -

Using those details I searched and found the following website:

http://www.moffitthvac.com/
Moffitt Corporation
1351 13th Avenue South, Suite 130
Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250
Phone: 904/241-9944
Fax: 904/246-8333

- - -

And, several of the women he's lied about during the nearly two year
period in which he was apparently 'sweetheart scamming' an older
woman of financial security but infirm health. A woman who, by his own
admission, was not good looking but whom he knew inherited money and
enjoyed traveling about the USA with her travel trailer, and,
flights overseas as well. After traveling across the country to meet
him at his urging, he obviously screwed up the date and time of their
meeting because she caught him red-handed, so to speak, with some
bimbo.

http://www.bmwsearch.net/main/digest/V2001/N20/digest-20012002.html
Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2001 21:46:57 -0600
From:
Subject: BMW: Ride To Savannah VII Starts Tomorrow
Scheduled to attend:

Joey Gilmer Jacksonville, FL
Pirate John Jacksonville, FL

- - -

http://members.aol.com/theshoprag2/aug04/page2.htm
BMWNEF was represented at the Asheville Rally by the following
members:

JOHN GILMER AND DEBORAH

- - -

From: ***@aol.com (BuccaneerJuan)
Newsgroups: alt.obituaries
Date: 02 Jan 2005 03:07:38 GMT
Subject: Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade ;)
Message-ID: <***@mb-m28.aol.com>

Karen/Hoodoo, I have to thank you. I was just checking some
search engine statistics and was fearing that the problems that you
were causing might negatively affect people's abilities to find my
writing projects.

Naw. You have driven folks to my new website and and they are
checking out my book project, what I have written, downloading
my Keys Guide, etc.

Thanks!

They say that bad publicity is better than no publicity at all,
but with you so ineptly trolling me and posting laughably fraudulant
nonsense about me even folks that I have argued with on other
newsgroups are sympathetic.

Guess that I couldn't have done it without you ;)

- - -

From: Juan <***@aol.com>
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.obituaries,alt.politics.immigration,alt.mexico
Subject: Re: Trolls and their obsessions with Mr. Perfect ;)
Date: 27 Jan 2005 08:56:44 -0800
Message-ID: <***@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.129.77.189

Anywho, it's getting down to the point where the girlfriend told
me not to worry about her privacy (which had been a concern of mine)
and to give the jackasses both barrels,

- - -

From: Xxxx Xxxxxx <***@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Newsgroups:
alt.obituaries,alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.politics.immigration
Subject: Re: Deborah Lynch was Re: Trolls and their obsessions
with Mr. Perfect ;)
Date: 27 Jan 2005 18:45:01 -0800

Post by Juan

Juan says...

Anywho, it's getting down to the point where the girlfriend told me
not to worry about her privacy

Great! Now you can tell me who she scammed to get put on probation.
I'll be waiting.

How do you know she is on probation? Site please, Xxxx, if that is
your real name.

Deborah is a real estate broker and works here:

http://www.smartpages.com/home/hometownpropertymanagement7

She had her license pulled for quite some time and was put on
probation for embezzling a real estate escrow account. Her license
has recently been reinstated.

You can go to www.myfloridalicense.com and do a search for
Deborah Lynch, Jacksonville Florida. There you will see that her
license was involuntary suspended back in 2003. That should give you
a start. From there you can dig up even more dirt on the hag.
She has a lot skeletons in her closet. Stay tuned. More to come.

- - -

https://www.myfloridalicense.com/licensing/

License Type Name Name Type License Number/
Rank Status/
Expires City
Real Estate Broker or Sales LYNCH, DEBORAH Primary
BK3010796
Broker Invol Inactive, Active
03/31/2003 JACKSONVILLE
Real Estate Broker or Sales LYNCH, DEBORAH Primary
BK560825
Broker Sales Current, Active
03/31/2005 JACKSONVILLE

- - -

https://www.myfloridalicense.com/LicenseDetail.asp

Licensee Information
Name: LYNCH, DEBORAH (Primary Name)
(DBA Name)
Main Address: 12526 AGATITE ROAD
JACKSONVILLE Florida 32258
County: DUVAL

License Mailing:

LicenseLocation: 3780 KORI RD #13
JACKSONVILLE FL 32257
County: DUVAL

License Information
License Type: Real Estate Broker or Sales
Rank: Broker Sales
License Number: BK560825
Status: Current,Active
Licensure Date: 05/24/1993
Expires: 03/31/2005

- - -

http://www.smartpages.com/home/

Hometown Realty (904) 288-9293
3780 Kori Rd
Jacksonville, FL 32257

- - -

From: XxxXxxx <***@xxx.xxx>
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett,alt.obituaries,alt.politics.immigration,alt.mexico
Subject: Re: IMPORTANT! Juan The Wuss
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 19:59:12 GMT

I do believe that Mary Gilmer in Danville, Kentucky needs to be
contacted. Her son needs HELP before he hurts someone...or himself.
He clearly is a physical threat to ME.

--
Oh, smell your harmonica. Go on, smell it son." - Johnny 'Guitar' Watson

T***@hush.com

2005-02-02 17:50:52 UTC

Permalink

And now, a message from Little Willy Cmelak's bitch-slapping daddy:

**TROLLWATCH ADVISORY**

William A. "Bill" Cmelak is the infamous troll who posts as
***@Spamcop.net. Cmelak, or "Little Willie" as his ex-wife Lori
used to call him when discussing his sexual abilities, is an
unattractive, overweight 54-year old man (think in terms of Haystacks
Calhoun with bad teeth) living in the small town of Antigo, Wisconsin.
Harboring a desire to flee to warmer climates, poor finances have
constrained Cmelak to a life in various rural parts of Wisconsin. A
wannabe outdoorsman and "frugal living" enthusiast, Cmelak's
cheap lifestyle has been encouraged by a series of debts and resulting
lawsuits that he incurred in recent years (go to
http://wcca.wicourts.gov/ and search for "William Cmelak" for a
portion of his legal problems). Were it not for a piece of property
that Cmelak inherited from an elderly relative in Antigo he would
undoubtedly be homeless today.

Variously listing his occupation as "foole" and as "self-made
nobody" Cmelak suffers from extremely low self esteem. His current
occupation is unknown but is believed to be clerk at a convenience
store. Cmelak has a strong jealously of those that he feels are more
successful than himself and his standard trolls include distortion of
the facts (he will make up financial records of his victims while not
mentioning that he is a debtor, for instance). GENERALLY SPEAKING, IF
CMELAK WRITES IT, ASSUME THAT IT IS A LIE.

Cmelak has been known to work in conjunction with other trolls,
including the equally infamous Karen Anderson troll (Karen Anderson
becomes infatuated with men that she has never met. To date, she has
stalked between 5 and 7 men that she has meet, often under platonic
circumstances, online). Cmelak has also been know to work in
conjunction with anti-Mexican racists, an unsavory group that he feels
that he can draw support from.

Cmelak is a voracious reader, particularly of fiction, as would be
typical of a loner living a frugal lifestyle in a cold climate. Cmelak
is described by neighbors as being a loner, "weird," and generally
antisocial. There is no evidence that he dates or has shown any
interest in women since his wife left him circa 1995. Small children
and barnyard animals may be at risk if left alone with Cmelak.

Cmelak is a model airplane enthusiast and actively involved in the
geocaching community, where he can often be found hiding "treasure
troves" for GPS equipped enthusiasts. Think in terms of hide and
seek for near-adults.

H***@hush.com

2005-02-06 15:25:38 UTC

Permalink

**TROLLWATCH ADVISORY**

William Cmelak
N9340 Pickerel Creek Rd
Pearson, WI 54462-8140
(715) 484-3029

William A. "Bill" Cmelak is the infamous troll who posts as
***@Spamcop.net. Cmelak, or "Little Willie" as his ex-wife Lori
used to call him when discussing his sexual abilities, is an
unattractive, overweight 54-year old man (think in terms of Haystacks
Calhoun with bad teeth) living in the small town of Antigo, Wisconsin.
Harboring a desire to flee to warmer climates, poor finances have
constrained Cmelak to a life in various rural parts of Wisconsin. A
wannabe outdoorsman and "frugal living" enthusiast, Cmelak's
cheap lifestyle has been encouraged by a series of debts and resulting
lawsuits that he incurred in recent years (go to
http://wcca.wicourts.gov/ and search for "William Cmelak" for a
portion of his legal problems). Were it not for a piece of property
that Cmelak inherited from an elderly relative in Antigo he would
undoubtedly be homeless today.

Variously listing his occupation as "foole" and as "self-made
nobody" Cmelak suffers from extremely low self esteem. His current
occupation is unknown but is believed to be clerk at a convenience
store. Cmelak has a strong jealously of those that he feels are more
successful than himself and his standard trolls include distortion of
the facts (he will make up financial records of his victims while not
mentioning that he is a debtor, for instance). GENERALLY SPEAKING, IF
CMELAK WRITES IT, ASSUME THAT IT IS A LIE.

Cmelak has been known to work in conjunction with other trolls,
including the equally infamous Karen Anderson troll (Karen Anderson
becomes infatuated with men that she has never met. To date, she has
stalked between 5 and 7 men that she has meet, often under platonic
circumstances, online). Cmelak has also been know to work in
conjunction with anti-Mexican racists, an unsavory group that he feels
that he can draw support from.

Cmelak is a voracious reader, particularly of fiction, as would be
typical of a loner living a frugal lifestyle in a cold climate. Cmelak

is described by neighbors as being a loner, "weird," and generally
antisocial. There is no evidence that he dates or has shown any
interest in women since his wife left him circa 1995. Small children
and barnyard animals may be at risk if left alone with Cmelak.

Cmelak is a model airplane enthusiast and actively involved in the
geocaching community, where he can often be found hiding "treasure
troves" for GPS equipped enthusiasts. Think in terms of hide and
seek for near-adults.

Reply